45 Funny Halloween Sayings

With Halloween right around the corner, what better way to celebrate this upcoming holiday than reaching out for some of your favorite craft supplies and getting to work. From wall plaques and yard signs to t-shirts and treat bag tags, here is a look at some creative and funny Halloween sayings to incorporate with your next Halloween craft.

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All Natural Living Ingredients
Bat Wing Soup
Be the Ghostess with the Mostess
Blood Donors Needed. See the Count
Broom Parking – 5 cents
Caution! Low Flying Bats
Come in for a Bite
Come in for a Spell
Eat, Drink, and be Scary
Fangs for the Memories and Nightmares
Forget the Ghosts… Beware of Me!
Free Broom Rides
Free Broom with Flying Lessons!
Fresh Spider Cider
Ghosts Have Real Spirit
Gone Haunting. Will Return at Midnight
Halloween is a Real Treat
Haunted House for Sale
Have a Spooktackular Spooky Halloween
Have Some Boo Bites
I Can’t Stop Falling in Love with Brew
I Love Being Witchy
I Only Spook When Spooken To!
I’m too Cute to Spook
If the Broom Fits, Fly it
It’s the Season for Halloween Howls and Pump Grins
Jack-o-Lanterns Are on the Cutting Edge
Mind Your Mummy
Mummy’s Little Monster
My Other Car is a Broom
Off We Go A-Haunting
Please Park All Brooms at the Door
Remember the Gh’oul Times!
Sit for a Spell and Have Some Brew
Spooky Stew Sale
Take a Fright Turn into the Fright Zone
The Graveyard Shift is Best. No Bones About It!
The Littlest Pumpkins Have the Biggest Grins
Time for a Coffin Break
Used Coffin for Sale
Which Witch Are You?
Wicked Witches Convention Tonight
Witch Parking
Witches Brew is Good for You
You are Bootiful

Turn one of these creative sayings into a spooky Halloween yard sign with this easy to follow yard sign tutorial. Using some scrap board with paint, apply varnish and attach the boards to a stake to complete your project. Make your sign shine in the night with a spotlight.


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